Craigslist is not the best place to post your dating profile. I’ve said that before, but today someone attracted my attention on Blog Catalog forums by offering to take a look at this bizarre man’s dating ad on craigslist.
"Successful Man Searching for His Princess - 27 (Upper East Side)"
"First of all let me start out by saying that I hate fat women on Craigslist. I mean who in their right mind would call themselves a Big Beautiful Woman. Is this something your parents helped indoctrinate you with when all the children were calling you names in grade school? Fat is NOT "phat" and fat is definitely NOT beautiful. Being overweight is neither healthy physically or mentally. In my opinion, this is one of the main problems facing America right now. Long story short, do not reply to this ad if you are even 10 pounds overweight, I don't want to waste your time. (see JennyCraig.com for a healthy height/weight ratio chart)
As for me:
I am a successful web entrepreneur who has started two online businesses. I made my first million when I was only eighteen and have never looked back since. To tell you the truth, I've been pretty successful my whole life without really trying. I was valedictorian of my high school class and earned a Bachelor's Degree in Marketing from a top three school. When most were struggling through these classes, I was easily earning top marks. In fact, after the amount of times I corrected my professors, I truly believe I'm more apt and qualified to teach than three quarters of them.
My life's philosophy is to work hard and play even harder. I own a condo in Long Beach and enjoy wake boarding and jet skiing in the summer. In the off months, I allow my mother to reside there provided that she upkeep the house. She seems to be happy with the arrangement, and who knows, perhaps she'd be keen to clean the house for us in the summer.
I'm a Republican and believe that throughout life we should all have to fight for what we want. If you feel you are being treated unfairly, my advice is to stop crying and find a way to deal with it. I'm sick of all these liberal groups whining about equal rights. It seems as if there's a different group for every flavor of minority. I'm a white man, who the hell is looking out for me? (answer: no one) Please be of similar mind in regards to politics. If you want Barrack Hussein Osama to become our next president, then I am NOT the man for you. However, if you're looking forward to a presidency under the Maverick himself, by all means contact me.
I enjoy eating at all the popular restaurants in the city including Alain Ducasse, Per Se, and who could forget Masa. I should mention that I like Masa not only for their excellent Sushi, but also due to the fact that their valet parking staff is actually all white. It creeps me out to know some immigrant from West Africa is driving my SL500. And sure, these places are a little more expensive than most, but I can easily afford it. My prospective girlfriend should enjoy getting dolled up and have a pallet fit for a queen. Fine food and the night life are pleasures I tend to indulge myself with, and so should you. I'm looking for someone to help me paint this town red and green with envy!
Finally, I do not intend to have any children. My nieces and nephews provide enough incentive to bypass this "joy" of life. There is no arguing about this and once again, if this is something you are opposed to, please don't waste my time with a reply. Shoot me an email if you'd like to know more. Remember, your picture gets mine."
A quick google search showed that the same posting had appeared twice in the Washington, DC area and had been flagged and removed both times. However, the posting on Manhattan craigslist stayed. At the request of Blog Catalog members on the forum I sent this guy an e-mail including a couple of pictures. Apparently we all wanted to know what he looks like. To my disappointment he never responded. I really don’t think he will. He probably thinks it’s some evil joke and someone is reciprocating in kind to his unkind hate dating post.
PS: Like all of you probably guessed by now it was a joke and the guy in question was running an experiment.
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